Driving along today Jack starting talking about when he would be as big as Richard. He told me that when he is as big as Richard he can go in the front seat of the car and he can drive the car and he can sleep in bed with Mummy and Daddy. I told him once he was a big as Daddy he might be able to fall in love and find another girl to sleep with. Jack announced he wanted two mummies. After saying he couldn't I asked him why he wanted two mummies.

 "One to sleep in bed with Daddy and one to sleep in bed with me". I asked him if it wouldn't be a good idea if he got a girlfriend instead but he insisted on two mummies.